It's my story, let me tell it.

I Love You Goodbye.

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 12:44:31 -0800

I Love You Goodbye.

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like? My mom used to call me by...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 16:50:50 -0800

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

My mom used to call me by her guide dog’s name… “Garnet!”

assumption: you and your husband have sex often

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 16:46:17 -0800

TRUE.

you have been to disney land

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 16:46:05 -0800

True.

Photo

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 16:30:51 -0800

“The Man With the Child in His Eyes” - Kate...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 15:29:30 -0800

“The Man With the Child in His Eyes” - Kate Bush

Nobody knows about my man.
They think he’s lost on some horizon.
And suddenly I find myself listening
To a man I’ve never known before,
Telling me about the sea,
Oh his love is to eternity.

professorfangirl replied to your video: “Born Under Punches” - Talking Heads Don’t you… I...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 15:05:13 -0800

professorfangirl replied to your video: “Born Under Punches” - Talking Heads Don’t you…

I knew I followed you for a reason.

Stay tuned.

blackmorgan: Hanging out at the crow bar. Is this an attempted...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 15:01:25 -0800

blackmorgan:

Hanging out at the crow bar.

Is this an attempted murder?

Most gorgeous thing. Ever.

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 14:38:54 -0800

Most gorgeous thing. Ever.

doublenegativemeansyes: little dance

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 13:30:22 -0800

doublenegativemeansyes:

little dance

“Born Under Punches” - Talking Heads Don’t...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 13:28:29 -0800

“Born Under Punches” - Talking Heads

Don’t you miss it, don’t you miss it.
Some ‘a you people just about missed it!
Last time to make plans!
Well I’m a tumbler…
I’m a government man.

atlinmerrick: Christmas Card: 3 December 2012 It was so...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 13:11:47 -0800

atlinmerrick:

Christmas Card: 3 December 2012

It was so completely the opposite of what everyone expected that no one won their bet.

And there had been bets. Everyone had seen last year’s Christmas card. Everyone knew there would be a card this year. Mostly because John had told them. Repeatedly. Lestrade, Dimmock, Superior, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, Mr. Merrick—if John had even a glancing acquaintance with you he told you to expect a card. “Wait until you see them.”

That was in late November and the bets were laid mere hours after and ranged from, “Twenty pounds Sherlock makes a face like someone put a dead hamster in his tea,” (“Oh but he’d like that,”) to “I bet a hundred quid the card shows up down at the pub before nightfall, on the dart board, with Mr. Sourpuss the bull’s eye.”

What everyone got instead was a card by way of Esquire by way of GQ by way of WTF?

Still, the wit with the hundred quid should have collected because she was at least half right. John and Sherlock’s 2012 Christmas card—actually, dozens of them—did indeed show up at the Met local before nightfall. Tacked up all over the mirrors in the women’s loo. And more than a few in the men’s.

It would be indelicate to mention the things written on them.

Previous: Size Matters (2 Dec)

The gorgeous image prompt is from AreYouWearingAnyPants, by way of OhSherl who originally put the two images together (I added the seasonal greeting).

sherlock-in-heels: shoe: bcbg

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 13:05:26 -0800

sherlock-in-heels:

shoe: bcbg

reluctantabandon: consultingt-rex: No but seriously, look at...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 13:03:40 -0800

reluctantabandon:

consultingt-rex:

No but seriously, look at their fucking coats. The coats are positioned in the same exact way. Wtf.

Absolutely deliberate.

I’m over this image now, so I’m going to joke about it…

“You go first.”

“No, you go first.”

“Where did you get your coat?.”

“I was about to ask you the same.”

sexlock: Collab - Feyuca/Sexlock It’s amazing what you can come...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 11:19:43 -0800

sexlock:

Collab - Feyuca/Sexlock

It’s amazing what you can come up with with one random typo.

Initially the cocks were ducks. But the ducks were initially dicks.

Inside joke.

A whole new way to look at “cock-choking”.

“Love is Infectious” - Japan

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 11:13:18 -0800

“Love is Infectious” - Japan

finnandjakeinthetardis: Alphabet Challenge Day Thirteen: M Mark...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 10:53:51 -0800

finnandjakeinthetardis:

Alphabet Challenge

Day Thirteen: M

Mark Gatiss!

My God, would you look at that tongue? Jesus.

Ian, you lucky bastard.

rumbling tummy I know what I’m making for dinner…

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 10:51:59 -0800

*rumbling tummy*

I know what I’m making for dinner…

breathegeek: greenscrewdriver: spodiddly: ughsherlockfandom: ...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 10:04:51 -0800

breathegeek:

greenscrewdriver:

spodiddly:

ughsherlockfandom:

leave stAR TREK ALONE

…THEY TOOK THE TREK

OUT OF STAR TREK

AND REPLACED IT WITH “FALL”

I HATE EVERYTHING

IT’S NOT EVEN OUT YET

LEAVE US ALONE

GO AWAY

Can’t we all just play nicely?

thescienceofjohnlock: dederants: The Sherlock fandom right...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 10:02:50 -0800

thescienceofjohnlock:

dederants:

The Sherlock fandom right now.

The Sherlock fandom all the time.