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My mom used to call me by her guide dog’s name… “Garnet!”
Anonymous asked: assumption: you and your husband have sex often
leftwingedmama asked: you have been to disney land
professorfangirl replied to your video: “Born Under Punches” - Talking Heads Don’t you…
I knew I followed you for a reason.
Hanging out at the crow bar.
Is this an attempted murder?
Most gorgeous thing. Ever.
(Source: sassygaydetective, via blackmorgan)
No but seriously, look at their fucking coats. The coats are positioned in the same exact way. Wtf.
I’m over this image now, so I’m going to joke about it…
“You go first.”
“No, you go first.”
“Where did you get your coat?.”
“I was about to ask you the same.”